Super creative ways to put a little excitement in your mornings.
I will learn how to do this.
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
Is it bad that I want to slap her? lol
THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
I WASNT RELAXED I WAS FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER
jesus take the wheel
WELCOME TO DALEK RELAXATION FOR HUMANS
I feel like if you don’t listen him he’ll just kill you
The Sad Truth
Unfortunately, Americans lack a lot of the qualities the citizens of the other countries have, and there’s a good possibility we’d get fucked either way… These ideas are definitely worth a shot though and I agree with it all.
we went on splash mountain today
We’re in a stable relationship
I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front
There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality
like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence
there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at
and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense
“Waiting for Jesus to take him away from all this nonsense”